Things I have learned today.

1. When Jennifer scrapes her hair back and gathers it into a ponytail, it is not a good idea to say that she looks exactly like Richard Harris in "A Man Named Horse".
2. No matter what a pain in the ass it is to get up really early on a Saturday morning to go to the local supermarket, it is nothing like the pain in the ass of facing the barbarian hordes in the same Supermarket at 13:30 on a Saturday afternoon.
3. My neighbour Keren looks very sexy in short shorts.
4. A nice bottle of San Miguel goes down really well on a hot day.
5. "The Mist" is a really good Stephen King adaptation.
6. Billy Bragg nicked the first two lines of his great song "A New England" ("I was 21 years when I wrote this song, I'm 22 now, but I won't be for long") from Paul Simon's song "Leaves That Are Green".
7. There is no truth in the urban myth that eating a curry on a really hot day cools you down.
8. Heath Ledger's screen presence, and acting ability, improved dramatically between "10 Things I Hate About You" and "A Knight's Tale".
9. "Animal House" is still funny and has barely dated a day.
10. It is not a good idea to mix San Miguel and Stella Artois.

Oooh. Pre-hangover on it's way, methinks. Time for bed.